me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: NO PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE SO
Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON'T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED
Me: THEY'LL KNOW
Me: I WEAR A BRA
Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
(Source: weeeenhi, via the-ameriderp)